i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
it glows. i had to have it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
