Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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