my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Did you just see the Batmobile???
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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