She announced her abortion via fbk
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
How external is "for external use only"?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
