just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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