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i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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