gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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