Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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