I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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