They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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