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(+44): View more from England

You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked

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(949): View more from California

my vag is so smooth its legendary

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(530): View more from California

I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.

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(972): View more from Texas

Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy

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(989): View more from Michigan

My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war

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(530): View more from California

No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on

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(914): View more from New York

i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!

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