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Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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