I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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