Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
dude i'm inner monologue high
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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