new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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