Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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