Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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