Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize