Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Girls should come with a carfax report
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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