i was born a porn star she said
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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