why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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