so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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