They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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