I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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