somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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