Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is wine microwaveable?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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