I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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