Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
it glows. i had to have it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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