I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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