i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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