I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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