Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think a kid would responsible me up
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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