We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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