I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
