I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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