I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Randomize
