i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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