I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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