I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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