i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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