It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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