At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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