how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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