How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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