And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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