and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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