Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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