He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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