Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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