I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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