Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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