hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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