I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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