CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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